🦅 America's #1 Neobank (self-reported)

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NEO BANK OF AMERICAFreedom Card™ · Est. 1776
•••• •••• •••• 1776
Cardholder
GEORGE WASHINGTON
Expires
07/31
Card number
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Exp
07/31
CVV
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Freedom Card™ · Est. 1776

The most American features ever assembled.

Other banks have "interest rates" and "FDIC insurance." We have a bald eagle.

1776% Cash Back¹
¹On purchases of exactly $0.00. Terms apply. The terms are 47 pages and we know you won't read them.
Fahrenheit-Only Statements
Your account temperature is always displayed in Freedom Units. Celsius requests are logged and reported.
Free Bald Eagle Screech
Every purchase triggers a majestic screech. This cannot be disabled. It's in the Constitution (probably).
MM/DD/YYYY Compliant
Month first, as the Founders intended. Day-first dates bounce at the network level. We fought a war about this.

Are you American enough for this card?

Take the Citizenship Credit Check™. Answer wrong and you will be denied. That's not a threat, it's underwriting.

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